so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
I think I sharted a yagerbomb.
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
I'm just saying, no one has ever made me laugh or cum as hard as you do. Sometimes at the same time which I didn't know was possible. Is there even a word for that besides love?
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
Today's walk of shame includes last nights hair and make up, an 8 hour shift, me leading a meeting and me throwing up in a parking lot on my way to work. Dear world, you're welcome.
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
On a serious note, don't let me forget to tell you about firecracker baseball. I'm glad I have my fingers. I had to count them.
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
i'm currently watching a guy eat a bunch of cacti and i have lost all faith in humanity
**cactuseses
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