So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
It just sucks seeing everyone get flowers but me...
yeah, but they die. it takes a while, but they die. just like all of these kids relationships will. tequila doesnt die. its a live in the moment thing... like a valentines day one night stand. so long run, tequila is the better gift.
Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
It's rum buckets o'clock
That was just an endearing nickname I called you before. I'm not gonna call you a filthy slut now that you are one, I don't want to hurt your feelings.
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
Came up to an intersection and someone was blasting My Chemical Romance at like 9 AM. They're DEFINITELY having a good day
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