I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
i knew you were okay when you wanted to eat in the ambulance
Change of plans. Theres a bouncy castle setup in my apartment complex.
I recommend you throw your keys as far as you can in one direction, your phone as far as you can in the opposite direction, and hold on.
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
Bud... Did you mean to tweet a picture of your dick? If not just letting you know.
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
You rolled over grabbed my crotch and said "that's my waffle." I'm sleeping on the couch next time.
My friends say stay away from him but it’s still 2017 so I’m allowed to make shit decisions until midnight hahah
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
The only reason you haven't shit yourself yet is because you don't like having fun.
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