First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
I told him that his face would look perfect between my legs. One of my most successful strategies yet.
Direct quote from her that tipped me off I was getting some: "I want to jump on his shoulders and wrap my legs around his face"
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
Friends don't brand friends with cigars. It's not how it works.
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
My neighbor is burning all of her ex's things in a metal drum outside the window. Guess who's going to make a new friend?
Welp, no use in crying over spilt milk. I can't unbang her.
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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