Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
Dry humping a girl for an hour and then jizzing in your pants doesn't count as losing it.
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
Is it weird to say that getting an std with you was kinda romantic?
She wants to fuck me. On a tennis court. In her tennis outfit. Is ring-shopping an acceptable 3rd date activity?
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
He stood up through the sunroof yelling "CHOCOLATE MILK BITCHESSSS!!!! YOU AIN'T WORTH SHIT NOW!!!" the sad part is he wasn't even drunk yet. I worry about him sometimes.
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