Cab driver just said he likes mutual masturbation in the cab. Um
Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
I apparently took a 45 minute shower, and became best friends with his mom.
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
Gave a homeless guy 3 bucks earlier. Just saw him at the bar. He bought one beer and left. Happy to see my 3 dollars was well spent
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
the thought 'we cant do it, we're in a public place' crossed my mind, and then I realized he's succeeding if he's trying to domesticate me.
elevator sex. pronto.
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
Yesterdays boozy weather forecast has been extended to today
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
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