bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
If you bring me a slurpee and advil I will eat you out for like an hour.
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
Made a pan flute out of the varyingly empty beer bottles on the table. Played a glorious tune that paid tribute to the winds.
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
I'm having a funeral for my vibrator. Please be there. I need your dick for support.
The dick lei will go down in squad history
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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