He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
Found my little brother jerking off with a condom. he said he was "practicing"
OMG its one we used last night
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
She said she wants to move in with me. Time to black out and act as if we never had this conversation.
How are you a firefighter? People actually trust you with their lives??
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
what's the proper way to say, "I'm sorry for puking on you and your bed mid hook up then going downstairs and fucking your roommate because you locked me out of your room completely naked...?"
I got laid while wearing a shirt with a picture with my little brother deep throating a banana on it.
Why am I not blowing coke off your ass at my apartment?
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
Randomize
