forget your mom, you can see her anytime. A one night stand only happens ONE night.
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
in jail i did the beyonce ass shake for the police officers & called Sally from my collect phone in my cell & started singing "im in JAAAIL IM IN JAAAIL",
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
Tough to be a good wingman when you puke on yourself and everyone w/in a 5 ft radius at the FIRST bar we go to so don't tell me to step my game up
I really hope your new roommate never finds out we had a threesome with a bisexual British guy in his room the night before he moved in.
Is the booze for tonight or the apocalypse?
Both. Pregaming the zombie party and hurricane sustenance.
So after tonight I now have 6 Harry Potter movies left to get laid to. Before tonight it was 8. Fucking right
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
Randomize
