I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
get your tongue out of his mouth and answer your phone. if your not doing more than making out i'm gonna be so pissed. i'm about to sleep in your car bitch
For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
If everyone lived like me, we would need 5.9 earths. Fuck yes america.
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
My roommate just google searched "cumming blood" using my laptop. Her boyfriend is in her room, she looks scared. Words cannot explain how hilarious this is.
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
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