At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
Drunk in my research methods class at 9:30 in the morning. We should do a quantitative analysis of my mimosa consumption.
I am both scared and jealous.
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
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Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
If you haven't gone to the store yet. Can you PLEASE get me some clippers my balls will thank you later
Youre not supposed to get arrested if your parents fly you home for christmas!
True but this has the bonus of them maybe not wanting to fly me home next year, im good with that didnt wanna go in the first place.
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
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we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
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