32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
He got arrested in front of the church last night. Looks like we need to find a new location for the wedding.
I had to write an apology letter to security guards in the hotel so I didnt get kicked out
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
I always forget that visiting my hometown is like a who's who of ugly people.
Going to a professional golf course at 2am to throw the flag poles like javelins
I've been buying my puppy dildos for chew toys. I can't wait till a girl comes over and my dog is gnawing on a giant black cock
I found your doppelganger. same hair, eyes, personality, catch phrases, and penis. it was mind-boggeling.
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
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