I met a girl last nite that charged by the inch. i didnt have enough money but i figured shed be a good deal for u
where does the pee come out of this thing
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
I guess I'll put a green shirt on. Also, I just snorted some protein shake power. That doesn't have anything to do with St. Patrick's Day. I just wanted you to know in case i die.
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Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
ERIN AND I ARE GETTING MATCHING VIBRATORS. I'M PEER PRESSURING YOU INTO JOINING THE CLUB. Besides we're the three best friends that anyone could have, you better not ruin that by being a pussy and not treating your pussy to awesomeness. That is all.
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
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If I'm not drunk and wearing a penguin hat by the time we are done opening Christmas presents then coming home for Christmas was a complete failure
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
This is the second time you've stolen a pet when you're drunk, given it back and cashed in on a reward...I think you have a problem
Gotta pay my student loans some way
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
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