Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
if you hear someone banging on your door early in the morning, it's me with some breakfast burritos, so don't be alarmed
Woke up this morning to my mom on the phone with my dad saying, "It's probably just your prostate." Reasons to move out. Go.
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
Sorry for throwing up in your humidifier last night, I thought it was some sort of electrical garbage can
He told me he was cooking me a special dinner tonight. His "five star meal" was popcorn in champagne glasses, and chic fil a sauce in jello shot containers to dip the popcorn in. He still tries to convince me he doesn't smoke weed anymore.
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
I swear he is my soulmate. He kept feeding me goldfish while we were fucking. Who wouldn't enjoy that while having sex.
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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