actually, I'm a sock model
Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
How do you tell someone they are only invited if they put out?
My last google search was "mavis beacon techs tping" Thank god google auto corrects bc otherwise i wouldn't know that i drunk-type 13 words a minute.
As I was driving her home she congratulated each and every deer we saw for making it through the first day of dear season.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
He just asked me if he's allowed to flirt with me. That's how whipped he is.
Not much. Some creepy guy on Grindr thinks he knows who I am and where I live. So I sent him to that place with jockstraps and bacon. Hope he has fun.
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
I come from a long history of big boobed German, Swedish, and Irish women. And then there's me. Mother nature was like "Naaaaaaah."
Where the hell did you pick this girl up? She just licked my cat and stole our last poptart.
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
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