Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
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Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
Dude walks in wearing jean shorts and a graphic tshirt and goes home with an attractive female. EXPLAIN YOURSELF UNIVERSE.
You can kiss the security deposit goodbye after you and your boyfriend did donuts on his moped in the middle of the apartment. It was impressive since you were both too drunk to walk.
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
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You know what? The sex was so bad that I don't even care that I gave him strep.
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
Glad I can drunkenly remember to not get tomatoes on my Mexican pizza but can't tell a guy to keep his hands off my ass
You set fire to his cat.
In my defense, I did not think it would be in the trash bag.
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
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