he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
My mom is holding a picture of me, crying, and saying "where did I go wrong" over and over again.
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HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
steve's beating me 4-2 in our "sexually confusing straight people" competition. steve is a wizard. this is not a drill.
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
Who the fuck stole my fridge again
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
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How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
i just swapped my iPhone for a happy meal. this is greg btw, the hooker let me borrow her phone
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
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