my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
Whenever I miss you I just turn on Tool Academy
opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
Shes been standing with her arms crossed in front of the mirror for 45 minutes...she told me she's "getting sober"
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
I was woken up at 4am by a stranger shaking my foot who said I looked like I needed a cigarette.
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
Well I'm half drunk in a green tutu at a chipotle. So pretty good parade.
A young (I'm going to guess late middle school age) kid shouted at me from the crosswalk GAS PUMP OF SHAME! I have peaked in life.
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