I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
she's about as cool as a sandpaper handjob.
we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
I woke up naked in my own vomit. Not even in my bed. No one is happy.
Chick stood right next to me in the elevator. Like she had the whole elevator and she stood right next to me. So I farted.
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
Do you think I threw out my left shoulder during the keg stand or the stripper pole? It's medically relevant my chiropractor wants to know.
Are you alive?
I woke up under the pier.
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
Basically all I do anymore is get stoned with my cats, and then we share goldfish.
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
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