I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
Before he took my jeans off all he said was "no hard feelings from middle school right?"
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Could you please tell them to stop whispering "thundercunt" every time I walk in the room?
Just saw a half naked, drunk, 6th grade math teacher throwing small children around to the Titanic soundtrack.
What kind of wedding is this and why wasn't I invited
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
I just figured out, there are 9 children in this world that I can look at in the face and say "I fucked your mom."
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Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
Please come and rip my uterus out before it does it itself
He took a girl home tonight that he was trying to sell a fridge to. She wanted a fridge and got his dick. He's got a talent.
Tell me about it I woke up on your couch with only my underwear on and a 26 year old wrapped around me. I thought my thirties would be different.
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
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