She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
We were in the middle of fucking and she was just like "Do ya wanna play Harry Potter Scene It?" I musta been really bad lol Anyways, her tattoo healed nicely.
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
Found my paycheck. It was in the freezer
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