it wasn't lemon gatorade
i have to start hiding my credit card when i drink i woke up this morning with 4 emails from Farmville telling me i spent over $800 on coins last night
I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
6 beers and it feels like I've been drinking water... Daiquiri time
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
You need to stop me from lighting my hand on fire next time we're working
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
found one of my socks in the dishwsaher... xanax
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
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