gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
i woke up in his bed to a "teach your baby to read" infomercial. i pray to GOD that's not a sign
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
she named my penis "gigantor the baby arm"
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
I'll do a soapy photo shoot for you in the shower. No loofas, though. Once you get one of those caught in your nipple ring, you never go back.
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
oh. oh my god. i just had lunch with my mom with semen still on my face.
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
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