i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
So im walking through ohare and this guy walks by with a cart full of big bottles of liquor. I want to know what flight hes on.
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
I need you to send me a picture of your dick. I want to forward it to that girl and you and i both know you're more impressively sized
may have given a homeless man 70 dollars in exchange for his sandals. so yea, i'm going as jesus for next halloween.
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
Explain why there's a meatball in my bong
Please tell me I made it home with both shoes on
Nope
You kept flirting with some guy while I was throwing up on the sidewalk, and I screamed YOU DON'T LIKE MEN
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
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