Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
i ate 2 chicken nuggets and puked out 5. that doesn't even make mathematical sense
He bought me a flower. He's totally getting head every day for a week.
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
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Admitting I go to nursing school is my subtle way of saying, yes, I know every muscle in your penis and how to effectively use them.
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
She started puking and I started running and I swear to god there was a wave of vomit chasing me down the stairs.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
I need to beat up a magician now. BRB.
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Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
THEY NOW HAVE MIXED DRINK EMOJIS! LIFE IS GOOD! PRINCESSES DON'T DRINK BEER
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
How are you feeling today?
Like Satan handed me a grenade and ass sandwich.
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
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