? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
I can't see straight with both eyes and ive only been at the bar for an hour. Someone else typed this for me.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
My lash glue is stronger than my sense of self respect
You sending me our unborn, unfertilized babies' names is not what I envisioned when you said you'd "drunk text me later".
ugffhh I have work in 4 hours and have recieved zero sleep, seeing that I'm trapped in the arms of a snoring bear man. can't. breathe. lost in the forestry of his chest hair.
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
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