can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
You know you need to hit the gym when you're not strong enough to get the cork outta the wine bottle. And you know you're a drunk when that's the only motivation to do exercises
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
Well I just walked into a wedding reception and im currently eating a cannoli in the men's room while pissing
Matt just ate a burger out of the trash can in front of the McDonalds. We need to have a serious talk about his drinking.
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
He told me that if he broke my bed my bed durring sex he would take me to ikea, but only on Monday because it's all you can eat meatballs. I think I'm in love.
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST
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