I woke up fully clothed on top of my sheets and i didnt even pee myself..so proud.
New invention idea: vibrating tampons
At least you're going to bed with all the teeth you woke up with
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
I feel like if Miami and New Jersey fucked each other and produced a baby that would summarize the bar I'm in.
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
I ditched my one night stand in the hotel lobby. How did he add me on Snapchat?
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
When God closes one door, he opens up a taller, smarter, more successful door, with a bigger cock and nicer teeth.
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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