did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
I look better un-naked...
i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
Note to self not a good idea to try and make out with a girl when she's crying over her boyfriend
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
i'm sorry i gave your brother a handjob while you were on the blanket next to us, but to be fair your back was turned.
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
Welcome to the single world where it seems vibrator batteries are in short supply and making a sandwich while naked at 2am is relatively normal
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY
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