DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
i knew it was time to leave the bar when i caught myself doing karate dance moves with a married man.
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
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Why are there hooting douchebags outside my building? Did a sport happen again?
You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
Just got a message on OkCupid from a 20-year-old who has "Momma's Boy" tattoed across his chest and thinks the earth is bigger than the sun.
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
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I bought 10 disposable adhesive bras and duct tape. If Home Depot can't help my breasts defy gravity, nothing will...
LMAO
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
Hey, if a dude can't randomly belt out Whitney Houston tunes from time to time, is life really worth living??
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
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