i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
WHY. COME BACK. TRAPPED WITH ROOMMATE AND FALCON. SAVE ME. I HAVE HUMMUS.
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She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
Watch the news tonight. They interviewed me about a fire. I was high as balls so it should be entertaining.
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
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I found all these half eaten mandarin orange on the ground and the bruises on my neck are definetely not hickies
Didn't want you to think it had been open season on my vagina since we broke up.
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
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