shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
Fuck appropriateness.
mom just called and i was mid bong hit but i answered anyways coughing and sounding rough she the apologized for waking her little angel up. its 2PM
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
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Just took my morning after pill in the library
so i think im going to actually use my calories on food today instead of beer.
Immaculate conception is definitely the most boring way to conceive a child.
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
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And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
I miss you more than I would miss junk food if I went on a diet. And you've seen me eat, you know how desperate I'd be.
A dude was barking out of one of the buildings so I barked back and he goes, "Oh shit! She barked back! Come to room 803 I'll fuck you!"
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
Great litmus test for what a useless adult you are: amount of shame you feel while eating a coffee cup of Fruity Pebbles
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
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