If i come over, it means nothing
You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
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I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
I found your knife. It was stuck in my bedroom ceiling.
Oh god iv'e slept with this police officer before oh god oh god
The cop used the word "belligerent" 16 times in the report. You get to bail him this time. I'm not up for it.
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
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I just got into the cab. It smells like weed and the driver looks like someone who may or may not be really talented at playing the saxophone. He also asked me my thoughts on porn when I told him I'm an actor. I might not make it home.
THEIR PENISES MATCH. I JUST REALISED THAT. THEY HAVE IDENTICAL DICKS. OH GOD.
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
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