I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
Woke up next to a tiki torch spooning a plastic flamingo on a welcome mat i've never seen before with a "happy valentines day" balloon tied to my wrist, oh yeah and "i am a cougar" is written on my chest in sharpee and all the kitchen furniture is upside down...
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
I told him he was probably the first guy to get fucked while wearing Star Wars pyjamas.
I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
Matched with the lumberjack. Here's your wedding invite.
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
Randomize
