your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Dude. I haven't taken a shit in a week.
Try anal, it works wonders.
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
Im on the side of I-10 covered in sweat, cookie dough, hollandaise sauce, onion gravy, and ground beef wondering how my life I ended up here
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
That moment half way through a run when you realize you have to take a giant shit. I was racing against my bowels that last mile. Now my sweat is suctioning my ass to this toilet seat. Enjoy that NSA.
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
I don't think anything is more terrifying than the thought that you might shit your pants in front of your boss
Randomize
