Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
He threw a goldfish cracker into my toilet and then proceeded to laugh for 32 minutes. I timed it.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
Going to get a "plan B"urrito
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
I really really need to have and out of body experience just so I can talk to myself about this shit that I'm doing with my life.
my still drunk mind thought "hey this is a really good time to stand in the middle of the street barely clothed in 20 degree weather at 4 am talking about the blow job i gave him soph year of high school"
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
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