Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
i pretty much saved your life. you were so conviced that your nail polish remover bottle was "Vodka Lemon"
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
There are sesame seeds in my vagina. This cannot be explained with logic.
Babe when I told you that you needed to grow up I didn't mean get drunk and sponsor 8 African kids.
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
Also, I'm kinda hungover this morning and I need to wire money to my lawyer. So this is what adulthood feels like
Can you please stop having such an active social life? I'm tryna get fucked over here
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
If I die at work, I want you to have my mustache collection
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
Randomize
