"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
Im starting to think including a smiley face in texts may or may not be a code for 'lets have sex'
Im going to research this theory. . .
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
he walkred up to the manager at dennys and said 'look, my friends passed out in your bathroom, can i go get her?'
Escorted out of jimmy johns because I refused to leave with my dog. Stole a loaf of bread on the way out.
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
College: when you wake up drunk without pants and wearing a Cosby sweater
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
I'm too drunk to explain this to you. It's too hard.
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
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