We should be called the Road Head Warriors
just threw the rents a curveball by making french toast and bacon when i came home sober. good luck tellin when im high/drunk now.
Problem: At home sick with a stomach virus. Solution: smoke weed all day...
Pretty sure I just had sex with the black kid who grew up in a car from "angels in the outfield"
How come I never meet celebrities?
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I met her tumbling down the stairs chugging Captain Morgan. I'm not sure why she has the better reputation either.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
I paused the movie when the delivery guys arrived, and while they were assembling the bed, one of the guys pointed to the tv and said "why so serious?" And it made the whole experience happy.
The last thing I remember was wearing a sombrero and trying to do cartwheels in the club
You did one successfully. Then smashed into the wall
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We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
Dude. Steinbecking. It's when you double-fist coffee and alcohol to help you meet a writing deadline.
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
dropping lines from Workaholics has slowly become my icebreaker when hitting on girls. who would have thought "lets get weird" would cause girls to actually get weird
The selfie stick gets 5 stars bc it really added a fun element to my sex tape
I have decided that I would still fuck Harrison Ford even though he is old as fuck now. Do you think it would kill him?
Most likely. But I bet he'd do a bang up job of it before he died.
He absolutely would.
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