She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
Just got caught staring at a woman breast feeding. My only response was, "She's so adorable".
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
My sister's exploding appendix just cock blocked me...
You're his holy grail. The moment he finally gets you to orgasm he'll probably just retire and become a monk.
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
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