I'm at breakfast still drunk holding a blow up parrot
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
after you threw up, you tried to prove you were sober by reading the ingredients off the shampoo bottles
I'm drunk in class and I'm pretty sure the bible freak behind me is saying a prayer for me
do you know how hard it is to pee with a pumpkin in the toilet ?
Rode my bike to work still drunk. Almost threw up on a camper while getting him out of his parents car.
I want to apologize but I don't know how. Do I just say "sorry for OD'ing on your couch"? I think that just sounds weird.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
I can't come. It's so cold my uterine walls have frozen together like a cherry popsicle.
You still owe me one bodily function mess clean up.
You pee on the floor one time and you never hear the end of it...
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