Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
All I've consumed over the last couple days is Vanilla Coke, semen, and Coors. I don't think today will be any different.
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
Just made a list of all the guys I've hooked up with. "Roofie tattoo eyelids", "xanex night guy", "rainy concert", "cory blanket" and "naked hottub guy" made it.
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
So in the middle of making out, he decided to give me a breast exam. God I love dating a doctor. He saved me a $20 copay.
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
I may have just tried to argue quantum entanglement as the reason I was still in her bed.
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
Randomize
