nothing makes up for a small, perpetually flaccid penis quite like a British accent
Fuck appropriateness.
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
She poured a bottle of rum in the champagne fountain, did like 5 jello shots at the same time, then lit herself on fire. Twice. This is how everyone should turn 21.
It's never too late to be topless.
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
my roommate would be appalled if she knew how many times i've peed in the kitchen sink
My mom just busted me rolling a blunt on her bathroom counter. ...all she said was fuck it it's Christmas
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
Where are you guys?
Drunk
Randomize
