He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
I want an alcoholic time machine so we could skip to new years eve
MISSING: One left eyebrow. Reward if returned.
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawnmower thinking of you
I standby a snuggie being perfectly acceptable attire for drunkenly walking your dog at 5am. Our new neighbors did not seem to agree.
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
That sad moment when even your drug dealer lands a summer internship and you don't...
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
There is a Victoria's Secret pageant on right now with Taylor Swift singing in lingerie. I didn't know a penis could get this erect.
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