: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Gonna get hammered and start online dating men in prison. But... only the ones who get out within two years.
Girl's gotta have her standards.
im just gonna turn drinking alone on new years into a tradition
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
Just say its a British thing. They wont know Its not. And if they say you're not British, proposition them for a post-sex game of cricket.
My neighbor caught me peeing on his rose bushes at 2 in the morning while wearing my Santa hat. My sex appeal has never been higher.
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
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