We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
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This baby is an asshole
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
Today's goal is to get out of bed, before I take a shit. This might be hard
Pass or fail tho
I've had 5 hours of sleep and I still smell like sex with the Colonel. I don't appreciate spontaneity.
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First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
Dude, fuck these noisy kids, fuck all this light, and fuck you for getting to sleep while I have to be productive and hungover.
I have peed in a lot of sinks
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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