he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
FALSE ALARM! I didn't piss myself, I fell asleep in the shower and then drunkingly crawled into my bed
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
my entire left arm went numb
you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
I'm eating an ice cream cone and pooping. Don't know how I'm gonna wipe.
If I told the doordash driver it's national nudity day, think he'd still report me for being topless at the door?
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