And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
My favorite part was when he stopped, looked up in the middle of performing oral sex and asked, "you did know it was Arbor Day, right?"
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
When black out puking doesn't involve crying and promises to never get drunk again... to just a subtle, 'excuse me while I go vomit in the bathroom of this bar'.. you know you've finally grown up.
The bartender gave me a roll of masking tape so I could tape my heels to my feet so I wouldn't lose them when i went drunk running later that night
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
I may have just unintentionally roofied a man in a wheelchair
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
I may or may not have hooked up with the cop who arrested me.. Or I can cross hooking up with a stripper in a cop outfit off my bucket list.
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
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