11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
My roommate threw his shoe through our window and I came out of my blackout kicking holes in my wall. Pretty sure Edward 80 Hands won't be happening anymore.
You have to keep an eye on her tonight cause you know how she likes to pickpocket people when she's drunk.
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
What kind of scumbag goes to a baby's 1st birthday party with a black eye? This kind. Me. I'm disgraceful.
My entire news feed is ice bucket challenges. I wish there was a hide from feed button like FarmVille
I'm honored that you could tear yourself away from your girlfriend's vagina long enough to text me.
Are you saying being a wizard and going to hogwarts wouldn't be life changing, believe in magic you fucking muggle
I'm only bisexual one week out of the month. Nothing like ovulation hormones to make the genders of my hookups seem completely irrelevant.
I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
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