His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
god is playing jersey shore on new years on purpose. he wants me to play drinking games and die. i wish he knew how serious this is.
drunk pissing on my closed toilet lid is actually quite a sobering experience
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
I just pulled a handful of rice out of my pocket.
Just stole a goat. Bringing it to your house to cock block. Blame the goat not me.
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
Haha at least the one I have like that you can't tell we are completely drunk and you're about to kick a glass out of my hand in a fit of joy over pizza.
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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