lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
Two guys I banged regularly got married this week. I need vodka.
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
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