i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
apparently farting at a cop is considered assault.
If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
Don't forget ur talking to the master juggler. Remember that time I slept with 3 guys and made them all pay for plan b? Paid the rent didn't I?
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
The ONLY reason I am doing laundry is because all my sweatpants are dirty.
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
I swear I get as excited about the sound of a condom wrapper as my cat gets when she's getting a can of food.
And the next thing I knew I was blowing this random hot italian bartender with an uncircumcised penis in his work closet
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
I'm just going to tell you this I knocked up your girlfriend. I didn't mean to I thought it was somebody else I wasn't drunk but it was dark.
The truth is better her than my wife.
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