It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
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throwing up in the shower isnt as glamorous as i expected
since when the fuck is that glamorous?
im gonna make a bucket list just so i can cross off "underwater blowjob"
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
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This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
You said you were going to start drinking less. Drinking 25 small airplane bottle shots do not count.
I'm cooling my balls with a beer because I'm too cheap to turn on the AC
Pretty sure this ice cream truck is following me.
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
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