turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
Just pulled over to throw up in a day care parking lot while the kids were outside playing. The adults were mortified.
So i told him he was the 3rd i have ever slept with and then i found out he had actually slept with 5 other girls besides me. And his reply was well your number one on this hand.
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
Less talking, more tequila
Apparently blowing a .28 for a cop and then kissing her on the mouth is technically assaulting a police officer. Who knew.
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
She gave us all a pep talk at the bus stop at 1 AM. It involved cupcakes and somehow ended with her making out with her best friend. God bless college.
Just sharpening my eyeliner with a butterfly knife. You know. Typical weekday morning.
For new year's, we should just keep our resolution simple and keep accomplishing burpees in heels.... while drunk.
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
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